My wife was sick, so I picked up our son from kindergarten for the first time. The teacher asked, “Where’s Timmy’s dad?” Confused, I said, “I’m right here.”
Then a man walked in. She pointed at him. “There he is.”
He looked me dead in the eyes and said, “It’s finally time for you to know.”
My son smiled. “Hi, Uncle Jerry!”
The man smirked. “Go ask your wife.”
