Wife: Honey, can you plz help me cleaning the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh, sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?
Then the husband walks out. After coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife would do this all by herself…!
Wife: No, it’s not me.
Husband: Who then?
Wife: Smiling “Well, remember the neighbor’s son? He came over and offered to help when he saw you weren’t around.”
Husband: Wait… he fixed both of those? I thought he was just joking when he said he could help!
Wife: Laughing “Apparently, he’s not just a jokester! He finished everything, and now you can relax—finally, some peace for you.”
Husband: I can’t believe it… Guess I owe him big time. Maybe I should take him out for a drink.
Wife: Oh, you will… after you start helping around here! Maybe I’ll ask him if he wants to fix the kitchen next.
Husband: Laughs nervously “Maybe I’ll start with the dishes… just don’t tell him!”
