Late one night, a husband texted his wife:
“Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish.”
No reply.
So, he followed up with a little bait:
“Oh, and I got a raise! I’m buying you a new car at the end of the month!”
Seconds later, his phone buzzed:
“OMG, really?! 😍❤️”
He grinned and sent the punchline:
“Nope, just making sure you saw my first message.”
Bonus Joke:
A man comes home to find his wife packing.
“I’m going to Vegas!” she says. “Men there will pay $500 for what I’ve done for free for you!”
The man starts packing too.
“I’m coming with you. I want to see how you live on $1,000 a year!”
Moral:
Marriage thrives on humor. A well-timed joke can make even chores fun—and turn an ordinary day into one you’ll laugh about for years.
