{"id":10243,"date":"2026-05-26T07:28:20","date_gmt":"2026-05-26T07:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=10243"},"modified":"2026-05-26T07:28:20","modified_gmt":"2026-05-26T07:28:20","slug":"his-rude-joke-came-back-colder-than-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=10243","title":{"rendered":"His rude joke came back colder than the water."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"82\">She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with\u00a0<em data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"68\">your<\/em>\u00a0problem too.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1859511\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"111\">He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"132\">\u201cThe extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1859511\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"189\">He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"248\">She sat beside him calmly. \u201cExactly. And I don\u2019t either.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1859511\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"318\">The husband opened his mouth to argue, then quietly closed it again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"373\">For a moment, only the TV filled the room with noise.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"428\">Finally, he sighed. \u201cOkay\u2026 that was mean. I\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"454\">She nodded. \u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1859511\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"550\">Trying to lighten the mood, he took a sip of the water and muttered, \u201cStill wish it was soda.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"689\">Without missing a beat, she replied, \u201cAnd I still wish you looked like that actor from the movie we watched last night, but here we are.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"716\">His eyes widened. \u201cOuch.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1859511\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"771\">She smiled innocently. \u201cSee? Doesn\u2019t feel very nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"842\">The husband slowly started laughing. A second later, she laughed too.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"892\">He wrapped an arm around her shoulders. \u201cTruce?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1859511\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"914\">\u201cTruce,\u201d she agreed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"940\">Then she stood up again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"988\">\u201cWhere are you going now?\u201d he asked carefully.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1859511\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1007\">\u201cTo the kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1034\">He became nervous. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1101\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">She grinned. \u201cTo get myself ice cream\u2026 while I\u2019m still gorgeous.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with\u00a0your\u00a0problem too.\u201d He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d \u201cThe extra weight.\u201d He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra weight.\u201d She sat beside him calmly. \u201cExactly. And I don\u2019t either.\u201d The husband opened his mouth to argue, then quietly closed it again. 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