Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.<\/p>\n
Perhaps you\u2019ve read this before, but if not it should give you a chuckle. And if you have, I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll make you laugh again.<\/p>\n
It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story \u2014 drama, revenge and an unexpected ending\u2026<\/p>\n
It starts with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But it\u2019s his wife\u2019s brilliant reply that gets all the laughs\u2026<\/p>\n
Dear wife,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever.\u00a0<\/em>I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.\u00a0<\/em>These last 2 weeks have been hell. <\/em>Your boss called to tell me that you\u00a0<\/em>quit your job today & that was the last straw.<\/em><\/p>\n Last week, you came home & didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had\u00a0<\/em>cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.\u00a0<\/em>You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of\u00a0<\/em>your soaps.<\/em><\/p>\n You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want sex or anything\u00a0<\/em>that connects us as husband & wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or\u00a0<\/em>you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/em><\/p>\n Your EX-Husband<\/em><\/p>\n P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West\u00a0<\/em>Virginia together!<\/em> Dear Ex-Husband,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you\u00a0<\/em>& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from\u00a0<\/em>what you\u2019ve been.<\/em><\/p>\n I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &\u00a0<\/em>griping. Too bad that doesn\u2019t work.<\/em><\/p>\n I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that\u00a0<\/em>came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised\u00a0<\/em>me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t\u00a0<\/em>comment.<\/em><\/p>\n And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused\u00a0<\/em>with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99\u00a0<\/em>price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my\u00a0<\/em>sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/em><\/p>\n After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it\u00a0<\/em>out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my\u00a0<\/em>job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you\u00a0<\/em>were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope\u00a0<\/em>you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that\u00a0<\/em>the letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take\u00a0<\/em>care.<\/em><\/p>\n Signed,<\/em> Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome. Perhaps you\u2019ve read this before, but if not it should give you a chuckle. And if you have, I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll make you laugh again. It has all …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions\/178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHave a great life!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nYour Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"