{"id":2462,"date":"2025-03-20T09:00:04","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T09:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2462"},"modified":"2025-03-20T09:00:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T09:00:04","slug":"lazy-husband-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2462","title":{"rendered":"LAZY HUSBAND !!! (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wife: <em data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"109\">Honey, can you plz help me cleaning the garden?<\/em><br data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"112\" \/>Husband: <em data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"149\">Do I look like a gardener?<\/em><br data-start=\"149\" data-end=\"152\" \/>Wife: <em data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"208\">Ooh, sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.<\/em><br data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"211\" \/>Husband: <em data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"249\">Do I look like a carpenter?<\/em><br data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"252\" \/>Then the husband walks out. After coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.<br data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"368\" \/>Husband: <em data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"426\">I knew my wife would do this all by herself&#8230;!<\/em><br data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"429\" \/>Wife: <em data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"453\">No, it&#8217;s not me.<\/em><br data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"456\" \/>Husband: <em data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"476\">Who then?<\/em><br data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"479\" \/>Wife: <em data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"494\">Smiling<\/em> &#8220;Well, remember the neighbor&#8217;s son? He came over and offered to help when he saw you weren&#8217;t around.&#8221;<br data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\" \/>Husband: <em data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"698\">Wait&#8230; he fixed both of those? I thought he was just joking when he said he could help!<\/em><br data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"701\" \/>Wife: <em data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"717\">Laughing<\/em> &#8220;Apparently, he&#8217;s not just a jokester! He finished everything, and now you can relax\u2014finally, some peace for you.&#8221;<br data-start=\"832\" data-end=\"835\" \/>Husband: <em data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"934\">I can&#8217;t believe it&#8230; Guess I owe him big time. Maybe I should take him out for a drink.<\/em><br data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"937\" \/>Wife: <em data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"1053\">Oh, you will&#8230; after you start helping around here! Maybe I&#8217;ll ask him if he wants to fix the kitchen next.<\/em><br data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1056\" \/>Husband: <em data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1083\">Laughs nervously<\/em> &#8220;Maybe I&#8217;ll start with the dishes&#8230; just don&#8217;t tell him!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife: Honey, can you plz help me cleaning the garden?Husband: Do I look like a gardener?Wife: Ooh, sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?Then the husband walks out. After coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.Husband: I knew my wife &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2462"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2464,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462\/revisions\/2464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}