{"id":2546,"date":"2025-03-21T08:01:30","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T08:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2546"},"modified":"2025-03-21T08:01:30","modified_gmt":"2025-03-21T08:01:30","slug":"little-johnny-got-on-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2546","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny got on the bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny got on the bus, sat down next to a man reading a book, and noticed the man had his collar on backward.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-42857\" src=\"https:\/\/readfullstorry.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"667\" height=\"487\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>The man, who was a priest, replied, \u201cBecause I am a Father.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1417305\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Johnny thought for a moment and said, \u201cMy dad is a father too, but he doesn\u2019t wear his collar like that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The priest, smiling, explained, \u201cI am the Father of many.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1639989\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Johnny nodded and said, \u201cMy dad has four boys, four girls, and even two grandkids, but he doesn\u2019t wear his collar like that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Growing a bit exasperated, the priest said, \u201cWell, I am the Father of hundreds,\u201d and went back to his reading.<\/p>\n<p>After a moment of quiet, Johnny leaned in and said, \u201cMaybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backward instead of your collar!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny got on the bus, sat down next to a man who was engrossed in a book, and noticed that the man had his collar on backward.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1639991\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Curious, Johnny asked, \u201cExcuse me, sir, why do you wear your collar like that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man, a priest, looked up and replied with a gentle smile, \u201cBecause I am a Father.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1639990\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Johnny, with a puzzled expression, thought for a moment. \u201cWell, my dad is a father too, but he doesn\u2019t wear his collar like that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Amused, the priest explained, \u201cAh, but I am the Father of many.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1719688\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Johnny considered this and replied, \u201cWell, my dad has four boys, four girls, and even two grandkids, but he doesn\u2019t wear his collar backward!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Growing slightly exasperated, the priest replied, \u201cI am the Father of hundreds.\u201d He returned to his reading, thinking that would satisfy the boy\u2019s curiosity.<\/p>\n<p>But after a few moments, Johnny leaned in again and said, \u201cMaybe if you wore a condom and put your pants on backward, you wouldn\u2019t be the father of so many!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The priest sat in stunned silence, while Johnny grinned, feeling very clever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny got on the bus, sat down next to a man reading a book, and noticed the man had his collar on backward. 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