{"id":2726,"date":"2025-03-24T09:13:46","date_gmt":"2025-03-24T09:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2025-03-24T09:13:46","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T09:13:46","slug":"when-eggs-and-bologna-turn-into-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2726","title":{"rendered":"When Eggs and Bologna Turn Into Lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my surprise when I met a mutual friend the same day, and he said, \u201cI saw Alex today, he was bragging that he\u2019d stocked your fridge from top to bottom.\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"quads-ad1826\" class=\"quads-location quads-ad1826 \" data-lazydelay=\"3000\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1694659\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my surprise when I met a mutual friend the same day, and he said, \u201cI saw Alex today, he was bragging that he\u2019d stocked your fridge from top to bottom.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I\u2019d kicked him out. He handed me a bag with a dozen eggs and a half-pound of bologna. Okay. I took it just to get him off my back. Imagine my surprise when I met a mutual friend the same day, and he said, \u201cI &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2728,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2731,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions\/2731"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}