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A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn\u2019t had sex with him for 7 months:<\/p>\n

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.<\/p>\n

So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her what\u2019s wrong and why doesn\u2019t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.<\/p>\n

The wife tells him. \u201cFor the past 7 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don\u2019t have any money, so the cab driver asks me.<\/p>\n

\u2018So are you going to pay today or what?\u2019 so I take a \u2018or what\u2019.<\/p>\n

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When I get to work I\u2019m late so the boss asks me, \u2018So are we going to write this down in the book or what?\u2019 so I take a \u2018or what\u2019.<\/p>\n

Back home again I take the cab and again I don\u2019t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, \u2018So are you going to pay this time or what?\u2019 so again I take a \u2018or what\u2019.<\/p>\n

So you see doc when I get home I\u2019m all tired out and I don\u2019t want it any more.\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says \u201cSo are we going to tell your husband or what?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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