{"id":2828,"date":"2025-03-26T10:10:12","date_gmt":"2025-03-26T10:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2828"},"modified":"2025-03-26T10:10:12","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T10:10:12","slug":"a-blonde-goes-into-work-one-morning-crying-her-eyes-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2828","title":{"rendered":"A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.<\/p>\n<p>Her boss, concerned about his employee\u2019s well being, asks sympathetically, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1523561\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The blonde replies, \u201cEarly this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don\u2019t you go home for the day\u2026 we aren\u2019t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde very calmly explains, \u201cNo, I\u2019d be better off here.<\/p>\n<p>I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1746002\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. \u201cIf you need anything, just let me know,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p>A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.<\/p>\n<p>He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He<\/p>\n<p>rushes out to her, and asks, \u201cAre you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d replies the blonde, \u201cI just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee\u2019s well being, asks sympathetically, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d The blonde replies, \u201cEarly this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don\u2019t you go home for the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2829,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2830,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2828\/revisions\/2830"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}