{"id":2945,"date":"2025-04-02T08:52:27","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T08:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2945"},"modified":"2025-04-02T08:52:27","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T08:52:27","slug":"best-divorce-letter-ever-this-is-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2945","title":{"rendered":"Best divorce letter ever. This is Hilarious."},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Wife,<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.<\/p>\n

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These last 2 weeks have been hell. \u2026 Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.<\/p>\n

Last week, you came home & didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.<\/p>\n

You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don\u2019t tell me you love me any more; you don\u2019t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.<\/p>\n

Either you\u2019re cheating on me or you don\u2019t love me any more; whatever the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n

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Your EX-Husband<\/em><\/p>\n

P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!<\/p>\n

Dear Ex-Husband,<\/em><\/p>\n

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you\u2019ve been.<\/p>\n

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n

I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t comment.<\/p>\n

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And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.<\/p>\n

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/p>\n

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone..<\/p>\n

Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take care.<\/p>\n

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
\nP.S. I don\u2019t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that\u2019s not a problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Wife, I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. \u2026 Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2946,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2947,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945\/revisions\/2947"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}