{"id":2963,"date":"2025-04-02T09:09:59","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T09:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2963"},"modified":"2025-04-02T09:09:59","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T09:09:59","slug":"funny-joke-a-wife-and-husband-were-out-on-black-friday-hitting-the-sales-when-he-went-missing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=2963","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: A wife and husband were out on Black Friday hitting the sales, when he went missing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wife dragged her husband out on Black Friday to attend all the sales.<\/p>\n<p>Midway through one particular mall, the wife noticed that her husband was missing.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1523561\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Annoyed, she called him on his cellphone.<\/p>\n<p>The wife said, \u201cWhere are you, you know we have lots of sales to get to?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He replied, \u201cYou remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1746002\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Little tears started to flow down his wife\u2019s cheek and she got all choked up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, I do remember that shop\u2026\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p>The husband added,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I\u2019m having a few beers at the bar right next to it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude05 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife dragged her husband out on Black Friday to attend all the sales. Midway through one particular mall, the wife noticed that her husband was missing. Annoyed, she called him on his cellphone. The wife said, \u201cWhere are you, you know we have lots of sales to get to?!\u201d He replied, \u201cYou remember the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2964,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2965,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions\/2965"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}