During a\u00a0summer in\u00a0between my\u00a0freshman and sophomore year of\u00a0college, my\u00a0girlfriend called me\u00a0telling me\u00a0she had a \u2019big surprise\u2019 for me\u00a0if\u00a0I came to\u00a0visit her that weekend. She lived 3\u00a0hours away (we\u00a0met at\u00a0school), but\u00a0I decided to\u00a0visit her. Walked into her house with a\u00a0bouquet, and was immediately broken up\u00a0with. I\u00a0started crying (this was back before\u00a0I became the jaded bastard of\u00a0today), and then her ENTIRE family came walking into the house. So\u00a0here I\u00a0am, standing with flowers in\u00a0hand, tears pouring down my\u00a0cheeks, and then my\u00a0ex\u00a0says \u2019Well I\u00a0have to\u00a0get going\u2019. To\u00a0top it\u00a0off, for the entire drive back it\u00a0was pouring rain, I\u00a0was crying nonstop, and then\u00a0I got lost and it\u00a0ended up\u00a0taking me\u00a05\u00a0hours to\u00a0get home. Looking back\u00a0I can laugh at\u00a0it\u00a0now because it\u00a0seriously felt like a\u00a0scene straight out of\u00a0a\u00a0movie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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