{"id":3355,"date":"2025-04-03T13:02:32","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T13:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=3355"},"modified":"2025-04-03T13:02:32","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T13:02:32","slug":"whenever-its-time-to-pay-at-the-grocery-store-my-husband-pretends-to-get-a-call-and-walks-away-this-time-i-taught-him-a-lesson-hell-never-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=3355","title":{"rendered":"Whenever It&#8217;s Time to Pay at the Grocery Store, My Husband Pretends to Get a Call and Walks Away \u2013 This Time, I Taught Him a Lesson He&#8217;ll Never Forget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\" data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"730\">Every time Caitlin and her husband Jason went grocery shopping, he mysteriously &#8220;had to take a call&#8221; just as it was time to pay, leaving her to cover the bill. After months of this, Caitlin decided to teach him a lesson. The night before their next shopping trip, she changed her contact name to &#8220;Bank Fraud Department&#8221; on Jason&#8217;s phone. When Jason went to take his usual &#8220;call&#8221; at checkout, he saw the caller ID and panicked. Caitlin answered the phone, playing a pre-recorded message accusing him of faking phone calls to avoid paying. The whole store laughed as Jason, embarrassed, finally paid for their $389 grocery bill. Since then, he\u2019s never tried to dodge the checkout again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"776\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time Caitlin and her husband Jason went grocery shopping, he mysteriously &#8220;had to take a call&#8221; just as it was time to pay, leaving her to cover the bill. After months of this, Caitlin decided to teach him a lesson. The night before their next shopping trip, she changed her contact name to &#8220;Bank &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3357,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3358,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3355\/revisions\/3358"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}