{"id":3653,"date":"2025-04-10T08:49:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-10T08:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=3653"},"modified":"2025-04-10T08:49:04","modified_gmt":"2025-04-10T08:49:04","slug":"50-screenshots-of-americans-being-peak-dumb-that-may-make-you-feel-like-a-genius-new-pics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=3653","title":{"rendered":"50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\" data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"405\">Chad had never left his hometown in Texas, but he <em data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"245\">knew<\/em> the world. He had watched <em data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"291\">National Treasure<\/em> five times, had a passport &#8220;just in case,&#8221; and once argued with a Spaniard online that &#8220;Spanish is just Mexican.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"592\">One day, Chad announced to his Facebook friends, &#8220;Y\u2019all, I\u2019m heading to Europe. Gonna see the Eiffel Tower in London, eat spaghetti in Greece, and maybe even ride a camel in Amsterdam.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"711\">Upon arrival in Italy (which he believed was a city in Spain), he demanded directions to Rome from the airport guard.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"778\">\u201cBut sir,\u201d the guard said in broken English, \u201cyou are <em data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"771\">in<\/em> Rome.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"841\">Chad scoffed. \u201cNo, I mean the real Rome. The one in Georgia.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"913\">Later, in France, Chad asked a local why all the streets were so tiny.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"980\">\u201cThis is historic center. Very walkable,\u201d the Parisian explained.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1075\">Chad nodded solemnly. \u201cRight, y\u2019all are socialist. That\u2019s why y\u2019all can\u2019t afford real roads.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1180\">At a restaurant, he ordered a &#8220;freedom burger&#8221; and got upset when the waiter brought him boeuf tartare.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1252\">\u201cY\u2019all don\u2019t even have ketchup?\u201d he muttered, shaking his head. \u201cSad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1395\">Upon returning home, Chad went viral on TikTok for posting a video titled <strong data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1395\">\u201cExposing the Poverty of Europe: No Walmart, No Ice, No Ranch.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chad had never left his hometown in Texas, but he knew the world. He had watched National Treasure five times, had a passport &#8220;just in case,&#8221; and once argued with a Spaniard online that &#8220;Spanish is just Mexican.&#8221; One day, Chad announced to his Facebook friends, &#8220;Y\u2019all, I\u2019m heading to Europe. Gonna see the Eiffel &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3654,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3655,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3653\/revisions\/3655"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}