{"id":3748,"date":"2025-04-11T10:00:58","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T10:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=3748"},"modified":"2025-04-11T10:00:58","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T10:00:58","slug":"the-old-man-didnt-flinch-when-the-devil-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=3748","title":{"rendered":"The old man didn\u2019t flinch when the Devil arrived"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\" data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"175\">Right before church service, Satan suddenly appears, sending the congregation fleeing in terror\u2014everyone except one calm old man.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"218\">Satan, puzzled, asks why he isn\u2019t scared.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"291\">The old man replies coolly, \u201cBeen married to your sister for 48 years.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"293\" data-end=\"312\"><strong data-start=\"293\" data-end=\"312\" data-is-last-node=\"\">Boom. Mic drop.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right before church service, Satan suddenly appears, sending the congregation fleeing in terror\u2014everyone except one calm old man. Satan, puzzled, asks why he isn\u2019t scared. The old man replies coolly, \u201cBeen married to your sister for 48 years.\u201d Boom. Mic drop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3749,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3750,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748\/revisions\/3750"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}