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It was a quiet Friday evening, and the kids had finally fallen asleep. The house was peaceful \u2014 the kind of rare silence every married couple treasures.<\/p>\n
From the bedroom doorway, Dan appeared with a mischievous grin on his face and a shiny little box in his hand. Emma looked up from her book, raised an eyebrow, and said without missing a beat: Dan blinked. Emma smirked, turned a page, and added, Dan stood frozen, trying to come up with a comeback \u2014 but all he could do was laugh. They both cracked up. The mood was already better than gold.<\/p>\n That night, they didn\u2019t break any records. But they definitely had a podium-worthy laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It was a quiet Friday evening, and the kids had finally fallen asleep. The house was peaceful \u2014 the kind of rare silence every married couple treasures. From the bedroom doorway, Dan appeared with a mischievous grin on his face and a shiny little box in his hand.He held it up like it was a …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4088,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4086\/revisions\/4088"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
He held it up like it was a trophy.
\u201cOlympic condoms!\u201d he declared proudly. \u201cThey just arrived today. Gold, Silver, and Bronze. I think I\u2019ll wear gold<\/em> tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy not wear silver<\/em> and come second for a change?\u201d<\/p>\n
“…”<\/p>\n
\u201cOr bronze, if you’re feeling realistic.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d he finally said, \u201cmaybe I\u2019ll wear all three and go for the triple threat.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n