{"id":4158,"date":"2025-04-20T20:38:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-20T20:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4158"},"modified":"2025-04-20T20:38:04","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T20:38:04","slug":"go-ask-your-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4158","title":{"rendered":"Go ask your wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\" data-start=\"31\" data-end=\"187\">My wife was sick, so I picked up our son from kindergarten for the first time. The teacher asked, \u201cWhere\u2019s Timmy\u2019s dad?\u201d Confused, I said, \u201cI\u2019m right here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"245\">Then a man walked in. She pointed at him. \u201cThere he is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"323\">He looked me dead in the eyes and said, \u201cIt\u2019s finally time for you to know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"358\">My son smiled. \u201cHi, Uncle Jerry!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"396\">The man smirked. \u201cGo ask your wife.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife was sick, so I picked up our son from kindergarten for the first time. The teacher asked, \u201cWhere\u2019s Timmy\u2019s dad?\u201d Confused, I said, \u201cI\u2019m right here.\u201d Then a man walked in. She pointed at him. \u201cThere he is.\u201d He looked me dead in the eyes and said, \u201cIt\u2019s finally time for you to &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4158"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4160,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158\/revisions\/4160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}