{"id":4199,"date":"2025-04-20T20:58:07","date_gmt":"2025-04-20T20:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4199"},"modified":"2025-04-20T20:58:07","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T20:58:07","slug":"my-dad-burst-into-the-office-out-of-breath-asking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4199","title":{"rendered":"My\u00a0dad burst into the office, out of\u00a0breath, asking,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My\u00a0dad burst into the office, out of\u00a0breath, asking, \u201cWhat happened to\u00a0my\u00a0daughter? Is\u00a0she okay?\u201d The principal cleared her throat and said, \u201cWe\u00a0called you because her skirt is\u00a0too short.\u201d My\u00a0dad turned to\u00a0me, his eyes scanning my\u00a0outfit.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_209282\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-209282\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-209282 size-full td-animation-stack-type0-2\" src=\"https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/medium-shot-father-kid_23-2148988656.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 996px) 100vw, 996px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/medium-shot-father-kid_23-2148988656.jpg 996w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/medium-shot-father-kid_23-2148988656-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/medium-shot-father-kid_23-2148988656-630x420.jpg 630w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/medium-shot-father-kid_23-2148988656-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/medium-shot-father-kid_23-2148988656-681x454.jpg 681w\" alt=\"\" width=\"996\" height=\"664\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-209282\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">For illustrative purpose only<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>He\u00a0paused, then turned back to\u00a0the principal and said, \u201cWhat about the boys walking around in\u00a0tank tops and shorts? Are you calling their parents too?\u201d The principal frowned and began lecturing about dress codes, but my\u00a0dad interrupted, \u201cIf\u00a0my\u00a0daughter\u2019s outfit is\u00a0the biggest problem in\u00a0this school, you\u2019re doing great.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My\u00a0dad burst into the office, out of\u00a0breath, asking, \u201cWhat happened to\u00a0my\u00a0daughter? Is\u00a0she okay?\u201d The principal cleared her throat and said, \u201cWe\u00a0called you because her skirt is\u00a0too short.\u201d My\u00a0dad turned to\u00a0me, his eyes scanning my\u00a0outfit. For illustrative purpose only He\u00a0paused, then turned back to\u00a0the principal and said, \u201cWhat about the boys walking around in\u00a0tank tops and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4201,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199\/revisions\/4201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}