{"id":4378,"date":"2025-04-23T07:46:51","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T07:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4378"},"modified":"2025-04-23T07:46:51","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T07:46:51","slug":"13-times-grown-ups-got-outplayed-by-mini-masterminds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4378","title":{"rendered":"13 Times Grown-Ups Got Outplayed by Mini-Masterminds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 3-year-old niece and I were eating together in the kitchen when she tells me that she has magic to\u00a0open any door she sees. I\u00a0told her to\u00a0prove it\u00a0and open the door to\u00a0our pantry. She waves around her arms for a\u00a0moment then points at\u00a0the door and yells, \u201cBoom!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0asked why the door wasn\u2019t opened, and she said she locked it\u00a0forever, and it\u00a0can never open again. I\u00a0wanted to\u00a0jokingly call her out on\u00a0her lie, so\u00a0I walked over to\u00a0the door, opened\u00a0it, and told her she lied to\u00a0me.<\/p>\n<p>Then she started laughing at\u00a0me\u00a0the way that 3-year-olds do\u00a0when they find something really funny, I\u00a0was confused for a\u00a0moment, but then I\u00a0realized&#8230; she made me\u00a0open the door&#8230;. she made the door open&#8230;.she can make doors open from all the way across the room. A\u00a03-year-old was playing mind games with\u00a0me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 3-year-old niece and I were eating together in the kitchen when she tells me that she has magic to\u00a0open any door she sees. I\u00a0told her to\u00a0prove it\u00a0and open the door to\u00a0our pantry. She waves around her arms for a\u00a0moment then points at\u00a0the door and yells, \u201cBoom!\u201d I\u00a0asked why the door wasn\u2019t opened, and she &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4379,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4380,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4378\/revisions\/4380"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}