{"id":4496,"date":"2025-05-12T19:00:47","date_gmt":"2025-05-12T19:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4496"},"modified":"2025-05-12T19:00:47","modified_gmt":"2025-05-12T19:00:47","slug":"i-kept-coming-home-to-a-toothpick-in-the-lock-instead-of-calling-the-police-i-took-revenge-on-my-own-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4496","title":{"rendered":"I Kept Coming Home to a Toothpick in the Lock\u2014Instead of Calling the Police, I Took Revenge on My Own Terms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\" data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"520\">Have you ever had one of those moments where you come home to find something completely weird happening, and you just know someone&#8217;s messing with you? Well, I did\u2014and I wasn\u2019t about to call the police. Instead, I set a trap that would put an end to the weirdness once and for all. \ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"883\"><strong data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"549\">The Toothpick Incident:<\/strong><br data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"552\" \/>It started when I came home one night after a long shift at the hospital and found a toothpick jammed in my door lock. Yes, a toothpick. I couldn&#8217;t get inside, and this wasn\u2019t just a one-time thing\u2014this happened again the next day. So, I did what anyone would do: I set up a security camera to catch whoever was messing with me. \ud83d\udcf9<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"1115\"><strong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"909\">The Shocking Reveal:<\/strong><br data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"912\" \/>It turns out, the culprit wasn\u2019t some random prankster or bored kids\u2014nope, it was my ex-boyfriend, Josh. You know, the one who lied about \u201cworking late\u201d while taking his \u201cfriend\u201d Amber out for dinner. \ud83d\ude21<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1263\">I didn\u2019t call the cops. I called my friend Connor, who had a much more creative idea for dealing with Josh. And let me tell you, it was <em data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1259\">epic<\/em>. \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1431\"><strong data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1281\">The Revenge:<\/strong><br data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1284\" \/>We caught Josh in the act, and I made sure to send a very clear message. Spoiler: it involved a pink bathrobe, a wrench, and a very startled ex. \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1675\">The video went viral with over <strong data-start=\"1464\" data-end=\"1485\">2.1 million views<\/strong> (you can guess who wasn\u2019t thrilled about that). And just to add a little extra flair, I forwarded the video to Josh\u2019s boss. The result? Let&#8217;s just say Josh wasn\u2019t \u201cworking late\u201d anymore. \ud83d\udcbc<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1831\">So, what did I learn? When life gives you toothpicks in your lock, don\u2019t just call the cops\u2014make a viral video and take your revenge on your own terms. \ud83d\udcaa<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1896\">#ToothpickRevenge #ExDrama #ViralVideo #LockDrama #FunnyRevenge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever had one of those moments where you come home to find something completely weird happening, and you just know someone&#8217;s messing with you? Well, I did\u2014and I wasn\u2019t about to call the police. Instead, I set a trap that would put an end to the weirdness once and for all. \ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f The &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4497,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4498,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4496\/revisions\/4498"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}