{"id":4590,"date":"2025-05-14T13:37:24","date_gmt":"2025-05-14T13:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4590"},"modified":"2025-05-14T13:37:24","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T13:37:24","slug":"two-ladies-swap-how-i-died-stories-in-heaven-and-the-punchline-is-priceless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=4590","title":{"rendered":"Two ladies swap \u2018How I Died\u2019 stories in heaven \u2014 and the punchline is priceless"},"content":{"rendered":"

I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It\u2019s a funny twist on what might happen if two ladies met in heaven and swapped their \u201chow did you get here\u201d stories.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here\u2019s how it went:
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\n1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda!<\/p>\n

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2nd woman: Hi! I\u2019m Sylvia. How\u2019d you die?<\/p>\n

1st woman: I froze to death.<\/p>\n

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2nd woman: How horrible!<\/p>\n

1st woman: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?<\/p>\n

2nd woman: I\u2026 died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n

1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n

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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/p>\n

1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer\u2014we\u2019d both still be alive!<\/p>\n

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!<\/strong><\/p>\n

BONUS STORY \u2013 4 NUNS GO TO HEAVEN<\/h2>\n

A bus full of\u00a0nuns<\/a>\u00a0falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of Heaven and meet St. Peter.<\/p>\n

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St. Peter says to them, \u201cSisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line.\u201d<\/p>\n

And they do so.<\/p>\n

St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, \u201cSister, have you ever touched a penis?\u201d<\/p>\n

The sister responds, \u201cWell, there was this one time\u2026 that I kinda sorta\u2026 touched one with the tip of my pinky finger\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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St. Peter says, \u201cAlright sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.\u201d<\/p>\n

She does so, and is let into Heaven.<\/p>\n

St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, \u201cSister, have you ever touched a penis?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell\u2026. there was this one time\u2026 that I held one for a moment\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cAlright sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.\u201d<\/p>\n

She does so, and is let into Heaven.<\/p>\n

Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another!<\/p>\n

St. Peter sees this and asks the nun, \u201cSister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Sister Susan responds, \u201cWell, if I\u2019m going to have to gargle this stuff, I\u2019d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!\u201d<\/p>\n

SHARE if you laughed!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It\u2019s a funny twist on what might happen if two ladies met in heaven and swapped their \u201chow did you get here\u201d stories. Here\u2019s how it went: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda! 2nd woman: Hi! I\u2019m Sylvia. How\u2019d you die? 1st …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4591,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4592,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590\/revisions\/4592"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}