{"id":5596,"date":"2025-06-25T10:31:26","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T10:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=5596"},"modified":"2025-06-25T10:31:26","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T10:31:26","slug":"there-was-a-ziploc-bag-full-of-cash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=5596","title":{"rendered":"THERE WAS A ZIPLOC BAG FULL OF CASH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"378\">Our toilet tank was filling slowly for weeks. When my husband promised to fix it but never did, I got suspicious. One day, while he was at work, I lifted the lid\u2014and found a Ziploc bag stuffed with at least $10,000 in cash, double-bagged and perfectly dry.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"627\">That night, I confronted him. He confessed he\u2019d been working extra under-the-table construction jobs, hiding the cash because he didn\u2019t want me to worry or think he\u2019d failed after tough financial times. He was saving to surprise me with a new car.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"686\">It wasn\u2019t a dark secret\u2014it was love in a clumsy disguise.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"853\">We laughed about his weird hiding spot, stopped keeping secrets, and eventually bought a secondhand Subaru together. More importantly, we became true partners again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"934\">Moral? Don\u2019t assume the worst\u2014and maybe check your toilet tank once in a while!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our toilet tank was filling slowly for weeks. When my husband promised to fix it but never did, I got suspicious. One day, while he was at work, I lifted the lid\u2014and found a Ziploc bag stuffed with at least $10,000 in cash, double-bagged and perfectly dry. That night, I confronted him. He confessed he\u2019d &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5598,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596\/revisions\/5598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}