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My neighbor thought the rules didn\u2019t apply to him \u2014 constantly parking right in front of my driveway despite my polite warnings. Last week, I noticed a girl dressed up for a date knocking on his door. I figured, tonight\u2019s the night<\/em> \u2014 so I called a tow truck. No notes, no warnings. Just gone.<\/em><\/p>\n Half an hour later, the girl came back, confused. \u201cHey, do you know where my car is?\u201d On a completely different note, I once had a patient come for a right foot X-ray. As I confirmed the order, I looked them in the eye and said, \u201cRight foot, correct?\u201d They looked down at their missing left leg and said, \u201cI\u2019m pretty sure.\u201d Took me a moment to realize what was going on!<\/p>\n Sometimes, life throws you little surprises \u2014 from parking battles to unexpected medical moments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My neighbor thought the rules didn\u2019t apply to him \u2014 constantly parking right in front of my driveway despite my polite warnings. Last week, I noticed a girl dressed up for a date knocking on his door. I figured, tonight\u2019s the night \u2014 so I called a tow truck. No notes, no warnings. Just gone. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5928,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5926\/revisions\/5928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cYours?\u201d I asked.
\u201cYeah, I leased it to him. He always parks here.\u201d
\u201cWell, it got towed.\u201d I shrugged. She muttered and walked away. Since then, no more driveway blockades\u2014and no more date nights, it seems.<\/p>\n