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Late one night, a husband texted his wife:
\u201cHey, I\u2019ll be home late. Please wash my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish.\u201d<\/p>\n
No reply.<\/p>\n
So, he followed up with a little bait:
\u201cOh, and I got a raise! I\u2019m buying you a new car at the end of the month!\u201d<\/p>\n
Seconds later, his phone buzzed:
\u201cOMG, really?! \ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ufe0f\u201d<\/p>\n
He grinned and sent the punchline:
\u201cNope, just making sure you saw my first message.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bonus Joke:<\/strong> The man starts packing too. Moral:<\/strong> Late one night, a husband texted his wife:\u201cHey, I\u2019ll be home late. Please wash my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish.\u201d No reply. So, he followed up with a little bait:\u201cOh, and I got a raise! I\u2019m buying you a new car at the end of the month!\u201d Seconds later, his phone buzzed:\u201cOMG, really?! …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6254,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6255,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6253\/revisions\/6255"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
A man comes home to find his wife packing.
\u201cI\u2019m going to Vegas!\u201d she says. \u201cMen there will pay $500 for what I\u2019ve done for free for you!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m coming with you. I want to see how you live on $1,000 a year!\u201d<\/p>\n
Marriage thrives on humor. A well-timed joke can make even chores fun\u2014and turn an ordinary day into one you\u2019ll laugh about for years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"