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That was four years ago \u2014 and we\u2019re still together.<\/p>\n
\nThe Universe Has a Funny Way<\/strong><\/h3>\n
We\u2019re happy.
And no \u2014 I don\u2019t speak to her anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"