A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust where do you think you\u2019re going?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to Las Vegas,\u201d she replied. \u201cI just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWait a minute,\u201d said the man, and ran inside. A few minutes later, he came back out with his own suitcases.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d the wife asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cI want to see how you\u2019re going to live on $800 a year!\u201d<\/p>\n
A lawyer who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his landlord wanted the house back.<\/p>\n
When people heard he had 12 children, no one wanted to rent to him\u2014they feared the kids would destroy the place. So he sent his wife and 11 of the children to walk in the cemetery. He took the remaining child with him to see rental homes.<\/p>\n
He found a house he liked, and the price was right. The agent asked, \u201cHow many children do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTwelve,\u201d the lawyer replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere are the others?\u201d the agent asked.<\/p>\n
With a sad courtroom look, the lawyer answered, \u201cThey\u2019re in the cemetery with their mother.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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