{"id":9961,"date":"2026-05-10T19:36:34","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T19:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=9961"},"modified":"2026-05-10T19:36:34","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T19:36:34","slug":"her-yoga-class-got-way-too-flexible-until-her-husband-joined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=9961","title":{"rendered":"Her \u2018Yoga Class\u2019 Got Way Too Flexible\u2026 Until Her Husband Joined!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married woman had been telling her husband she\u2019d started a new evening yoga class.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"223\">\u201cGreat for flexibility,\u201d she\u2019d say with a mysterious smile.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"293\">Every night, she\u2019d dress up, leave the house, and come back glowing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"377\">One evening, curious (and a little suspicious), the husband decided to follow her.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"427\">He tracked her all the way to\u2026 a cozy apartment.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"499\">Through the window, he saw her laughing on the couch with another man.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-12\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1996169\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"536\">Furious, he burst through the door.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"563\">\u201cWHAT is going on here?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"610\">The wife froze\u2026 then quickly smiled and said,<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"662\">\u201cOh thank God you\u2019re here! This is my instructor!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"694\">The husband narrowed his eyes.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"727\">\u201cInstructor? For what exactly?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"729\" data-end=\"751\">She shrugged and said,<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"812\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong>\u201cWell\u2026 clearly not lying\u2026 I\u2019m still terrible at that.\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f60f.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude0f\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married woman had been telling her husband she\u2019d started a new evening yoga class. \u201cGreat for flexibility,\u201d she\u2019d say with a mysterious smile. Every night, she\u2019d dress up, leave the house, and come back glowing. One evening, curious (and a little suspicious), the husband decided to follow her. He tracked her all the way &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9962,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9961"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9963,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9961\/revisions\/9963"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}