{"id":9970,"date":"2026-05-10T19:41:30","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T19:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=9970"},"modified":"2026-05-10T19:41:30","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T19:41:30","slug":"the-most-in-demand-bull-in-town-until-he-said-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=9970","title":{"rendered":"The Most \u2018In-Demand\u2019 Bull In Town\u2026 Until He Said This!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer couldn\u2019t stop bragging about his prize bull.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"268\">\u201cPeople drive from miles away,\u201d he told his neighbor proudly. \u201cEvery cow owner wants my bull. I charge good money, and he never disappoints!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"327\">The neighbor raised an eyebrow. \u201cThat impressive, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"425\">\u201cAbsolutely,\u201d the farmer said. \u201cIn fact, he\u2019s got a full schedule today\u2014five different farms!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"500\">Curious, the neighbor walked over to the field and leaned on the fence.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"555\">The bull was lying in the grass, not moving at all.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-12\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1996169\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"634\">\u201cHey,\u201d the neighbor called out, \u201caren\u2019t you supposed to be\u2026 working today?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"688\">The bull slowly lifted his head, sighed, and said:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"782\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong>\u201cBuddy\u2026 I\u2019m not a bull anymore\u2026 I\u2019m a full-time employee with burnout and no weekends.\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f629.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude29\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer couldn\u2019t stop bragging about his prize bull. \u201cPeople drive from miles away,\u201d he told his neighbor proudly. \u201cEvery cow owner wants my bull. I charge good money, and he never disappoints!\u201d The neighbor raised an eyebrow. \u201cThat impressive, huh?\u201d \u201cAbsolutely,\u201d the farmer said. \u201cIn fact, he\u2019s got a full schedule today\u2014five different farms!\u201d &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9971,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9970"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9972,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9970\/revisions\/9972"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}