{"id":9976,"date":"2026-05-10T19:45:15","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T19:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=9976"},"modified":"2026-05-10T19:45:15","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T19:45:15","slug":"the-nun-who-dreamed-of-marriage-and-woke-up-terrified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/?p=9976","title":{"rendered":"The Nun Who Dreamed Of Marriage\u2026 And Woke Up Terrified!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"69\" data-end=\"120\">A devoted nun woke up one morning pale and shaking.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"182\">Her fellow sister noticed and asked, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"246\">The nun whispered, \u201cI had the strangest dream\u2026 I was married!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"308\">The sister smiled, \u201cOh, that\u2019s not so bad. What scared you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"400\">The nun gulped, \u201cIt didn\u2019t stop there\u2026 I dreamed I spent an entire night with my husband!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"438\">The sister raised an eyebrow, \u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-12\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1996169\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"478\">The nun clutched her chest and said,<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"579\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong>\u201cI woke up in panic\u2026 and immediately checked if I still needed to confess\u2026 or file for<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A devoted nun woke up one morning pale and shaking. Her fellow sister noticed and asked, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d The nun whispered, \u201cI had the strangest dream\u2026 I was married!\u201d The sister smiled, \u201cOh, that\u2019s not so bad. What scared you?\u201d The nun gulped, \u201cIt didn\u2019t stop there\u2026 I dreamed I spent an entire &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9977,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9978,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9976\/revisions\/9978"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wildwondertube.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}