A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her,
So She Goes Out And Buys A Gun.
She Goes To His Apartment That Same Day,
With The Gun In Hand. Sure Enough, When She Opens The Door,
She Finds Her Boyfriend In The Arms Of A Redhead.
She Points The Gun At Her Boyfriend At Stares Him Down For A Moment.
Then, Suddenly, She’s Overcome With Grief, So She Puts The Gun Up To The Side Her Head.
Her Boyfriend Screams, “Honey, Don’t Do It…”
The Blonde , Yells Back, “Shut Up! You’re Next!”
