A man named Bob received a shocking text from his neighbor, Dan, confessing to an affair with Bob’s wife. The message read, “I’ve been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around.” Just as Bob prepared to confront his wife, another text from Dan followed: “Bloomin’ auto-correct I meant to say ‘WiFi!’” It turned out Dan was only apologizing for using Bob’s WiFi without permission. Bob was greatly relieved by the misunderstanding, and the situation ended in laughter rather than conflict.
