Wife wanted McDonald’s pickles. Not Vlasic, not DelMonte, not even Burger King but MCDONALD’S pickles. So I went to the McD’s down the street and asked to buy like a pound of pickles. Girl said they can’t sell just the pickles, so I said give me 100 hamburgers, extra, extra pickles, hold them everything. She goes and gets the manager. I tell him the wife is pregnant, and I can’t go back without McDonald’s pickles. He goes in the back, comes out with an unopened tub of pickles and says, ’Congratulations. On the house.’ Best McD’s experience ever.
