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Chad had never left his hometown in Texas, but he knew the world. He had watched National Treasure five times, had a passport “just in case,” and once argued with a Spaniard online that “Spanish is just Mexican.”
One day, Chad announced to his Facebook friends, “Y’all, I’m heading to Europe. Gonna see the Eiffel Tower in London, eat spaghetti in Greece, and maybe even ride a camel in Amsterdam.”
Upon arrival in Italy (which he believed was a city in Spain), he demanded directions to Rome from the airport guard.
“But sir,” the guard said in broken English, “you are in Rome.”
Chad scoffed. “No, I mean the real Rome. The one in Georgia.”
Later, in France, Chad asked a local why all the streets were so tiny.
“This is historic center. Very walkable,” the Parisian explained.
Chad nodded solemnly. “Right, y’all are socialist. That’s why y’all can’t afford real roads.”
At a restaurant, he ordered a “freedom burger” and got upset when the waiter brought him boeuf tartare.
“Y’all don’t even have ketchup?” he muttered, shaking his head. “Sad.”
Upon returning home, Chad went viral on TikTok for posting a video titled “Exposing the Poverty of Europe: No Walmart, No Ice, No Ranch.”
