Method He Used In Making His Loud Neighbors Scramble For Safety, Thereby Restoring Peace And Quiet To The Neighborhood
One night, a noisy party was going on at a neighboring apartment. The people there were loud, inconsiderate, and clearly not residents of the building. After a car pulled up and quickly sped off, the noise only got worse. The group outside grew even louder, talking and laughing as if no one else lived nearby.
After enduring the commotion for another thirty minutes, I decided to take a subtle but clever approach. I quietly opened my window, pulled out my laser pointer, and aimed the red dot at one of the loudest individuals in the group. Someone else in the party noticed the light and pointed it out.
What happened next was pure comedy.
They panicked. Believing someone had them in the crosshairs of a weapon—likely imagining it was retaliation from people they had argued with earlier—they scattered. People dove behind cars, crouched, and scrambled to take cover. Within seconds, they all rushed inside the apartment, slamming the door shut behind them. Their blaring music and outdoor antics came to an abrupt end.
Not long after, police cars arrived—apparently, the partiers had called the authorities, convinced someone was out there threatening them with a laser-sighted firearm. To this day, I still chuckle at the image of them dropping to the ground and running for cover, finally staying indoors where they belonged in the first place.
