A man and a woman were having dinner at a restaurant.
The waitress noticed something strange—the man slowly slid down his chair and disappeared under the table, while the woman stayed completely calm.
After finishing another order, the waitress walked over and said,
“Ma’am, I think your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman looked up and replied calmly,
“No, he didn’t. My husband just walked in the door.”
