A girl visits the doctor with a red “H” on her chest. She explains her boyfriend from Harvard never removes his sweatshirt—even during intimacy.
A few days later, another girl comes in with a blue “Y” on her chest—her boyfriend’s from Yale, same story.
Then, a third girl arrives with a green “M.” The doctor asks if her boyfriend is from Michigan.
She replies, “No, but my girlfriend is from Wisconsin.”
